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No Birdie Hoodie

£44.92
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No birdies today—just bogeys and bad decisions.

This is the hoodie for the golfer who's done chasing perfection and ready to embrace the chaos. Front features a cheeky DTF "NO BIRDIE" banner with a plucked bird shedding feathers, because some days you're the one getting skinned.

"Putter to Pints" embroidery on the sleeve—your quiet reminder that the real scorecard starts at the bar.

Heavyweight comfort for cold-range regrets and warm-bar victories.

  • 10.2 oz, 80/20 ring-spun cotton/poly (100% cotton face)
  • Brushed 3-end fleece – ridiculously soft inside, tough enough for shank-induced rage
  • Vibrant DTF front print that holds up to endless washes
  • Clean back (no excuses needed)
  • Relaxed fit, dropped shoulders, kangaroo pocket for tees, balls, or flask
  • Subtle "Putter to Pints" embroidered on sleeve

Available in multiple colors

$59 - 65 | Made to order | Ships in 5-8 days

Front says denial. Sleeve knows the truth.

Add to cart and accept your fate. 🪶🍺⛳

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  • Outside: 100% organic cotton
  • Charcoal Melange is 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
  • Inside for all colors: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
  • Midweight fabric 8.3 oz
  • Charcoal Melange heavyweight fabric (10.3 oz)
  • ​​​​​​​Regular fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.