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No Birdie Heavyweight Golf Tee

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The tee that outlives your excuses.

Premium black Cotton Heritage M2480 with:

Crisp white “PUTTER 2 PINTS” embroidered left chest

Full-back DTG mangled bird getting absolutely smoked by a screaming drive, feathers vaporizing, huge cracked “NO BIRDIE” stamped over the wreckage

Soft as hell, heavy enough to wear while you reload and lie about the yardage.

⛳🍺 Swing like you mean it. The bird never stood a chance.

Cotton Heritage M2480 (6.5 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton)

Garment-dyed black

Relaxed unisex fit

Embroidered chest + high-quality DTG back

$36–$42 | Made to order | Ships in 5-8 days

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Relaxed fit
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

No Birdie Heavyweight Golf Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in product dimensions.

A helpful hint! Compare the measurements of a product you own at home with those listed in this guide.

A Length

Start the measurement at the top of the garment next to the collar (high point shoulder) and extend the measuring tape to the item's bottom.

B Width

Begin measuring at the seam just below the sleeve, stretch the tape across to the corresponding seam on the other side.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the shoulder seam, and measure down to the sleeve's end.

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